Things they’d have difficulty believing in Salt Lake City IX

23 02 2008

The week in fundie . . .

  1. Not really “fundie,” I guess, but . . . well . . . there’s no easy way to say this so I’ll just say it. A Bulgarian farmer was treated for rectal damage–an injury he received from sexual intercourse. With a boar. See where all this gay marriage talk leads? (Via PZ Myers, who can see the connection with fundiedom.)
  2. Also via Pharyngula, Ken Ham has written a book arguing that “Although racism did not begin with Darwinism, Darwin did more than any person to popularize it.”
  3. Via Dispatches from the Culture Wars, we learn that Barack Obama is a fascist, a communist, a communist, and the next David Koresh/Jim Jones. And yet he still finds time to pray to Mecca five times a day. (Ninglun on Blogspot)
  4. Gays cause earthquakes, says an Orthodox Jewish member of the Israeli Knesset (via Dispatches From the Culture Wars).
  5. Morons! Your bus is leaving!” (Bartholomew’s Notes on Religion)
  6. Also on the subject of religious documentaries (and also via Bartholomew’s Notes on Religion): Baby Bible Bashers.
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4 06 2008
Mister Truthful

ITS VERY VERY POSSIBLE THAT SENATOR BARACK OBAMA IS THE ANTI-CHRIST

WITH THE MARK OF THE BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES! YES! YES!

I BELIEVE THAT SEN. BARACK OBAMA IS THE ANTI-CHRIST THAT THE BIBLE TELLS

US ABOUT BECAUSE:

1. IF WE ADD UP THE LETTERS IN HIS

FIRST, MIDDLE & LAST NAME, WE

WILL GET 666 IF WE USE SOME UNDERSTANDING!

**SO HERE IS THE FORMULA:

HIS FIRST NAME IS BARACK.

HIS MIDDLE NAME IS HUSSEIN.

HIS LAST NAME IS OBAMA.

BARACK HAS—————6 LETTERS

HUSSEIN HAS—————7 LETTERS

OBAMA HAS—————-5 LETTERS

NOW 6 PLUS 7 PLUS 5 EQUALS 18.

AND IF WE BREAK DOWN THE NUMBER 18.

WE WILL GET 6 PLUS 6 PLUS 6.
AND 666 IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!

2. ANOTHER REASON THAT I BELIEVE THAT

SEN. BARACK OBAMA IS THE ANTI-

CHRIST IS BECAUSE HE LIVES IN AND

HAS WORKED IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS.

AND THE ZIP CODE IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS

IS 60606. AND IF WE TAKE OUT THE

TWO ZEROS IN THIS ZIP CODE WE WILL

GET 666 AGAIN!

AND 666 IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!

3. THE THIRD REASON I BELIEVE THAT

SEN. BARACK OBAMA IS THE ANTI-

CHRIST IS BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN HE

LIVES IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS AND THE

FIRST THREE DIGITS OF PHONE

NUMBERS THEIR ARE 666.

SO IF YOU DIAL 1 + AREA CODE (312) +

666 AND THEN THE LAST FOUR DIGITS

OF SOME PHONE NUMBERS THERE,

YOU WILL REACH A PHONE NUMBER IN

THE SAME CITY AND STATE THAT

SEN. BARACK OBAMA LIVES IN! BECAUSE

THE TELEPHONE NUMBERS THERE BEGIN WITH 666.

AND REMEMBER THAT 666 IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!

4. NOW THE FOURTH REASON THAT I

BELIEVE THAT SEN. BARACK OBAMA IS

THE ANTI-CHRIST THAT THE BIBLE

TELLS US ABOUT IS BECAUSE HIS

OFFICE OR CAMPAIGN PHONE NUMBER

FOR VOTERS TO CALL OR FOR PEOPLE

TO CALL WHO HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT

VOTING IS: 1-866-675-2008.

THIS IS A TOLL-FREE NUMBER BUT

IT STILL HAS THE NUMBER 666 IN IT!

AND 666 IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!

SO PLEASE PLEASE BEWARE OF THE

MAN NAMED SEN. BARACK OBAMA!

DO NOT VOTE FOR HIM, DO NOT

WORSHIP HIM AND DO NOT TAKE HIS

MARK! BECAUSE HIS MARK IS 666!

FROM: THE PERSON THAT STUDIES THE END TIME.

P.S. PLEASE EMAIL ME AT:
owens_ruben@yahoo.com

SO THAT I CAN ANSWER ANY OF YOUR

QUESTIONS, COMMENTS OR CONCERNS

ABOUT THE END TIME, THE WARS, THE

RAPTURE, THE BEAST OR THE ANTI-

CHRIST OR THE NEW BABYLON!

4 06 2008
AV

Mister Capsful:

Were I inclined to learn more about your “Mathematical Proof That Obama Is The Anti-Christ” theorem by emailing you, does the email have to be typed in ALLCAPS?

4 06 2008
AV

BTW: it appears that your Anti-Christ has all but sown up the Democratic nomination. YES! YES! YES! 🙂

4 06 2008
Will the real Antichrist please stand up? « Five Public Opinions

[…] the one hand, a commenter by the name of “Mister Truthful” this morning made a very sound case for Barack Obama being the Anti-Christ: IF WE ADD UP THE LETTERS IN HISFIRST, MIDDLE & LAST […]

6 06 2008
chris m

well the bible does say the beasts number is triple6 and that the anti christ will have many followers and people worshiping at his feet(not literally but figuratively) and that he will promise great things for the nation but all will be false hopes, and that the beast shall rise from the sea( obama is from honolulu hawaii(the sea) figuratively so what and who is to say he is not in fact the anti-christ you actually have to read between the lines and apply the readings to life and everything else

with understanding comes knowledge
and as for the verichip it is in fact the mark of the beast

the mark shall be in the forehead or right hand
those with out it shall not buy sell or trade
those who receive the mark shall receive the full wrath of god
those who do notand follow god shall receive a greater reward eternal life

PLESAE DO NOT GET THE VERICHIP OR VOTE FOR OBAMA for he maybe the end of all we know and love

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND THE WORLD AND MAY HE SAVE OUR SOULS
FOR IT IS HE WHO CREATED US .

6 06 2008
AV

Voting (well, turning up at the voting booth) is compulsory in Australia, and that’s something I generally support. But people like you, Chris, who would vote against somebody not because of their merits or their policies but because they seem to you to align with a set of vague and ill-defined and irrelevant criteria, which is supported by zero empirical evidence, make me glad that the situation is otherwise in the United States.

People like you make a mockery of liberal democracy, and it would be much better for America and for all of us if you stayed home in November.

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