Will the real Antichrist please stand up?

4 06 2008

It is high time the lunatic fringe of Christianity made up its mind about who the Anti-Christ is supposed to be.

On the one hand, a commenter by the name of “Mister Truthful” this morning made a very sound case for Barack Obama being the Anti-Christ:

IF WE ADD UP THE LETTERS IN HISFIRST, MIDDLE & LAST NAME, WE

WILL GET 666 IF WE USE SOME UNDERSTANDING!

**SO HERE IS THE FORMULA:

HIS FIRST NAME IS BARACK.

HIS MIDDLE NAME IS HUSSEIN.

HIS LAST NAME IS OBAMA.

BARACK HAS—————6 LETTERS

HUSSEIN HAS—————7 LETTERS

OBAMA HAS—————-5 LETTERS

NOW 6 PLUS 7 PLUS 5 EQUALS 18.

AND IF WE BREAK DOWN THE NUMBER 18.

WE WILL GET 6 PLUS 6 PLUS 6.
AND 666 IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!

And he wrote that in ALLCAPS, so it must be true.

(UPDATE: BTW, nice work, Satan!)

On the other hand, former McCain endorser Pastor John Hagee has advanced the thesis that the Anti-Christ will be a Jewish gay homosexual:

In his sermon, “The Final Dictator,” Hagee described the Antichrist as a seductive figure with “fierce features.” He will be “a blasphemer and a homosexual,” the pastor announced. Then, Hagee boomed, “There’s a phrase in Scripture used solely to identify the Jewish people. It suggests that this man [the Antichrist] is at least going to be partially Jewish, as was Adolph Hitler, as was Karl Marx.”This “fierce” gay Jew, according to Hagee, would “slaughter one-third of the Earth’s population” and “make Adolph Hitler look like a choirboy.”

Here’s Hagee in his own words:

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35 responses

4 06 2008
tex

I guess no one else commented because it’s so silly. It’s Voodoo mathematics.
Fellow I know from Germany was sincerely convinced that George W. Bush was the Antichrist. Certainly you could say that whatever Jesus would do, W. does the opposite.

4 06 2008
Sean the Blogonaut

Does that mean Ben Stein is the Anti-christ?

4 06 2008
AV

I dunno . . . is he gay?

8 06 2008
goodtimepolitics

And Obama has a speech from 2002 for the campaign and no experience!
http://goodtimepolitics.com/2008/06/07/hillary-said-senator-obama-will-bring-a-speech-he-gave-in-2002/

8 06 2008
AV

Does his speech lend any credence to the Obama-is-the-Antichrist theory?

8 06 2008
Bruce

She was speaking figuratively, GTP. I hope your bibilical interpretation isn’t as woefully literal.

It’s not actually that difficult for energetic young politicians to take up the responsibility of senior roles anyway. This “experience” thing is a bit of a nonsense, because every day the job brings up something new that the politician hasn’t dealt with before even if they’ve been in the game for most of their life.

Adaptability is far more important than a comprehensive experience, something that Obama has in spades over McCain and Clinton.

8 06 2008
AV

Oh, and GTP? Considering the one-note nature of your blog, your comment above comes dangerously close to being considered spam. Post something more substantive and on-topic next time.

9 07 2008
Lunexor

This is total BS.
I’m antichrist.

9 07 2008
AV

No, I’m the antichrist.

29 09 2008
j9845848

first figure out where the word christ originated from, then put anti in front of your understanding. To the slaves of north america, the president was the anti-christ; and so shall he be again. HEY1 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE JESUS IS: he’s right here in your own country, but you’ll never know this because you people can’t see nothing greater than your- selves, only in a book then you create movies. so your children grow to be mis infomed like you are. AGAIN! if you want to see jesus come to louisville, ky. and see what everyone knows to be a fact, but be warned1!!!! he don’t look like the one in the movies. he’s a real being who knows were watching him. HINT!!!!!! his mother name is mary, father name is jerry, he’s the third of four children 606194/9061940. HE’S THE REAL DEAL

29 09 2008
AV

(And he used ALLCAPS, too, so you know he must be onto something . . .)

“When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you’re insane? Maybe you’re just sitting around, reading “Guns and Ammo”, masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, “Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!”? Yeah. Do you guys do that?”

18 12 2008
Bob

Actually, the anti-Christ has been positively and definitively identified as Bernard Wosnowski, a retired typewriter ribbon salesman living outside of Felton, CA.

18 12 2008
AV

That was until Vatican scientists announced that the Anti-Christ is not the biggest threat to man’s salvation, due to the discovery of the Super-Anti-Christ. The Super-Anti-Christ is about six inches taller, he has a flying motorcycle and a jar of marmalade that they believe forces you to commit adultery.

12 02 2009
Braden

wow the fact that no one is afraid of a man that has not only been predicted to destroy the world more than once, and a beast of a man with power over the entire universe and rowlings, Harry Potter, idea of power, you morons are truly stupid. i do not suggest that witchcraft is real to anyone that is sane, but if you are fucked in the head, when a man presents himself as a god, with power he uses to control the universe and all in it, God himself will leave and you morons who do not think you can be touched will see the most terrifying things you have ever heard, no movie or book other than Revelation can cause me to be a little afraid. And the fact of the matter is, that the antichrist will be killed, revived, and when he is revived he will think he has become God himself and he will have all of Satans power without the need of anything else. if i were you guys stating that you know that athiesm and worshiping nothing besides selfish bullshit is truth, be very hesitant to what you say about Christ not being real. or you are screwed, and not even a pastor, or God can save you. i am not stupid enough to claim that obama is the evil one on the internet, but i do think he is a part of it, for good or bad. and if he gets killed by a dumbass, the entire world will attack us when the successor takes his power and screws up the economy, now the worlds basis of an economy. but there will be proof of the man before the rapture of the saints, so the ones of you that are calling the churchgoers crazy will see terrifying monsters and be forced to worship them unless you take charge of your stupidity and accept that there is a God and many things in this universe that nothing but spiritual realms can truly explain. so all i am saying is be careful with what you say against Christianity. and to a Christian, be careful what you predict.. it may, or may not come true

1 01 2011
1021231

yeah–0110011000011902211221111228…who gave him the power; who’s calling him by his name, 666 is what you call him? 18, bares to nines that are suspended. This being sponges your desire, and becomes your fear. The lust for submission make you breath this shit. sumit to death and live!!!!!!!!

12 02 2009
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12 02 2009
Rev. Reed Braden

Thanks, asshole. You just ruined the name Braden.

12 02 2009
arthurvandelay

For some reason his feverish ranting reminds me of Jennifer, Reed!

20 02 2009
WakeUPDoomsday

First of all, sorry for my bad english. Well, the anticrist is not Barack, not Hillary, not osama, not saddam, not the leader of Iran nor Russia, not the muslims, not jews neither atheism. The antichrist is a VERY-WELL CLEVER which makes her/himself is a thing that we would never realise of and we must be clever too!(why antichrist is very clever?Well just see, people around the world are never stop guessing, questioning and wondering of who’s the real antichrist?) You all now have a multiple figure or images of the anticrist and i’m sure you all are very-well aware of it BUT did you ever REALISE? you might be shock if i say that the anticrist could be the christians itself! the book of revelation mentioned that “he is a christ-like”, this is the christians must aware of!! and it could be the leader of the church! (it’s sound logical cos the antichrist is the one who deceived the real and pure practises of CHRISTIAN RELIGION) Maybe this sites would helps you to recognize who’s the real anti christ! Here http://boards.aetv.com/thread.jspa?threadID=700004387

21 02 2009
Bruce

You know, the best way for an antichrist to hide, is by not being anybody. That’s why people around the world are never stop guessing!

21 02 2009
Humanoid

There has been a lot of failed end of days predictions. Majority made by christian, referred from the bible codes & book of revelation. What’s next? Antichrist? I don’t think we should trust the Bible, it’s not a pure Bible anymore..

21 02 2009
Humanoid

Yea i agree with dooms, real antichrist is very clever. No one will know him, no matter how many times you’re guessing. That is why he’s promised to be appear @ end of days!

21 02 2009
Bruce

No one will know him, no matter how many times you’re guessing.

Exactly. You could pick out 100% of the human populus and not find a single Anti-Christ. Non-existence is the best hiding place.

1 01 2011
1021231

how do you know non-existence? The now living,,,,,,,, is in you. There’s your hidding place.

21 02 2009
Humanoid

Yes! Guessing is not the best way! The best way is not to be feared and overcome our fears on the antichrist!! This is the best way to protects ourself from being deceived. No fear for the antichrist!! Fear no to the antichrist!!

21 02 2009
Humanoid

We’ve warned of the coming antichrist! we’ve been alert of it! Yeah we’re very sure of his risement @ end of days! Until that day, lives you life like there’s nothing to happen, antichrist will take his only oppurtunity from our weakness! Be strong for sure, you’ll not be deceived!

22 02 2009
Bruce

Yeah we’re very sure of his risement @ end of days!

I’m not.

8 09 2009
Cuntpunting Christ

fucking christians. we need to dispose of every last one of them to make the world a better place.

3 12 2010
9845848

OBAMA was born 8/13/58-2fours/1and3 equals4, 5and8 equals 13-4 your looking for 8/22/67///44-4-4. he’s the real deal. he’s not your satan nor is he antilite. this person is the real-deal, if you what to meet this true being he lives in kentucky, louisville. His name is jerry,he lives poor, I dare you true belivers to find him. And yes he’s a negro, If you happen to see him please show no fear~~~8

18 12 2010
Nulaj Diabolus de Legion~Antichristi

U FOOLS!!! I AM THE REAL ANTICHRIST…IVE WALKED AND LIVED UMONG U ALL MY 25YRS..! HOW CAN U BE SO BLIND OF TRUTH. DO U NOT C…???.. DO ANY TRUE TAROT READINGS, SPEAK TO ANY TRUE MEDIUMS AND YOULL COME TO REALIZE, I AM REAL!!!U WILL ALL KNOW OF ME IN TIME..DO NOT TRY TO BECOME MY FOE..IVE SEEN MAN ACT..AND FOR THIS U ALL TAKE LIFE FOR GRANTED..I KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE ON EARTH!! I COME FORTH,I COME FORTH,I COME FORTH! ANTICHRISTI DIABOLUS I AM!!!!!!

18 12 2010
Nulaj Diabolus de Legion~Antichristi

for ur info. jerry…., stop pretending to be someone els when leaving a stupid comment on here. U R NOT ANTICHRISTI!!!!!!

1 01 2011
1021231

ok Antichrist, here’s your first lesson. 111111119123456789222222228135792468333333337147147147444444446159483726 before it, there was this.

18 12 2010
Nulaj Diabolus de Legion~Antichristi

WHAT MORE IGNORANCE MUST U SPILL….! CRITICS, JUDGEMENTALS, NONE BELIEVERS…..

16 01 2011
jerry

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30 03 2011
Wayniebob

Whether you believe or not, I ask you to go to the website christconnection.net and see what the Bible actually says. If you ARE a believer, you’ll want to share with your friends. We ARE in the last days as we know them. See where the angel in Rev. 17:8-11 tells John that the beast was (before John) is not (had died) and will come up out of the abyss (resurrected) in the last days. People will be astonished when they see this person. He is one of the seven mentioned in the Book of Daniel. An angel told this to Daniel about the last days. It’s Alexander the Great. If you’re here when Christ raptures his people, you’ll still have a chance to accept his free gift of everlasting life. DON’T FOLLOW “THE DEFENDER OF MEN”! HE IS THE ANTICHRIST!! God bless you all. PRAISE JESUS!!

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